At the end of concerts
Band/singer: We hope you guys enjoyed your night!
Me: no no NO OMFG DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING LEAVE NO STAY ON THAT DAMN STAGE AND KEEP PLAYING SONGS I DON'T EVEN CARE IF THEY'RE FUCKING OLD OR SHIT YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED IN FOREVER YOU ARE NOT FUCKING LEAVING THAT STAGE YOU ARE STAYING I LOVE YOU OKAY DON'T LEAVE ME OKAY DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING BOW NO NO GET THE FUCK BACK ON STAGE NO DAMN IT GET BACK IN HERE AND LOVE ME
When I become a millionaire, I'm hiring Jedward...
When someone insults Jedward
jandegrimes: On the outside: On the inside:
evelynpoynter: Forever Jedward.
WTF WHAT THE FINLAND! Oh yeah so cool We LOVE FINLAND!– Jedward (via Twitter)
The crowd in Helsinki was so loud the iPhone just could not take it we were like...– Jedward (via Twitter)
FINLAND ARE YOU READY FOR US TO LAND– Jedward (via Twitter)
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